At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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