My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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