Please, let me fuck your mom
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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