if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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