I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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