Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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