it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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