she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
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We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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