The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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