i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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