what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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