my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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