You really coming over, don't trick.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
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Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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