Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
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There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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