Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
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Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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