Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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