I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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