yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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