That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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