But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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