her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I am midnight drunk by noon
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I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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