we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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