I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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