just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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