Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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