i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
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i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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