i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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