He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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