Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Just cropdusted the office
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
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