So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
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you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
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New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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