Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
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I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Come on in and take your pants off
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