Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
It's blow job season.
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I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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