I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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