Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
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Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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