singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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