Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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