Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
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The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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