And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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