its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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