What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Found the puke drawer
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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