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why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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