my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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