I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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