i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
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He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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