somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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