Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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