Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
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You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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