I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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