Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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