I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
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Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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