Dual....:-)
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
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Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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